artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

(via manda)

rl-y:

i laughed so hard at this

(Source: queerpoc, via ultra-dumb)

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

image

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mydogsnokes:

i hope aliens aren’t sad. i hope they’re okay

(via ultra-dumb)

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

(via urbanclictionary)

itslikeapendulum:

I TEXTED THIS TO MY 28 YEAR-OLD COUSIN

itslikeapendulum:

I TEXTED THIS TO MY 28 YEAR-OLD COUSIN

(Source: chopsueyelashes, via urbanclictionary)

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

(Source: officialplanetmars, via urbanclictionary)